Frappistmas and the star

One of the biggest holidays of the frappe cult is the frapistmas, the day when frappe was born. According to the gospel a star showed the way to the holy frappe to three magi. These magi went to the holy kitchen and gave their gifts, coffee, sugar and some straws. Since then every spring we celebrate the frappistmas, the born of the frappe!

Now, from the official frappe cult homepage an exclusive picture of the holy kitchen and the star! A picture that all paparazzi would like to shoot but only we could get hold of it!

The ice cube issue

The number of ice cubes you put inside your frappe is another issue at the frappe cult. The writtings of our fathers aren’t clear about this subject. The official position of our cult is three or four cubes. I personally think four is the best, at least at summer. Also it helps at the ritual of stiring the frappe and hearing the glack glack sound. This glack glack sound is a very important aspect of our cult and one of the ultimate pleasures. How many ice cubes do you put in your frappe? Help solve one of the main subjects of all our ecumenical councils!

How much sugar do you put in your frappe?

A very important ingredient of a good frappe is the sugar. The frappe cult has no rules about this, anyone is allowed to worship his frappe with the amount of sugar he wants. I personally prefer zero sugar, just plain coffee! So, how much sugar do you put?

The frappé cult

So what is the frappe cult? The only way to find out is see some of the writtings of our fathers. One of the most important books is our bible, the book which has the basic laws of the frappe cult. An excerpt which allows you to see our believes is frappenesis, the first chapter of the bible:

In the beginning God created the earth.
And the earth was dull, and everyone was bored and didn’t know what to do.
And God said: Let there be coffee, and there was coffee.
And God saw the coffee, that it was good.
And God said: Let there be sugar, and there was sugar.
And God saw the sugar, that it was good.
And God said: Let there be ice cubes, and there were ice cubes.
And God saw the ice cubes, that they were good and cold.
And God said: Let there be a straw, and there was a straw.
And God saw the straw, that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God woke up, took a glass, put sugar, coffee, some water and mixed it.
And God saw the glass, that it was mixed good.
And God put in 3(or 4, there are theological differences here) ice cubes.
And God filled it with water, and put a straw.
And God tasted the frappe, that it was good.
And God called the office and said he was sick to stay at home and drink his frappe.

Of course nowadays the cult has evolved and has become a real part of our lives. Everyday we prepare and drink at least one frappe. But what EXACTLY is a frappe and how do you make one? There is a wikipedia entry that has some info. It describes how to make a frappe and the various characteristics it has. More info will be available here together with some of the commandments of our cult on how to make and enjoy a good frappe!

Nice drinking brothers and sisters!